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How To Quit Your Job With A Bang!

So You're Fed Up Of Having To Keep Up With Your Annoying Boss? Here's How To Quit Your Job With A Bang!

I used to be a huge fan of this certain TV show called Seinfeld and there was this particular scene in which George Costanza (one of the main characters on the show) has decided to quit his job at a real estate agency. George storms inside his boss' office screaming:

"You are a laughing stock! You are a joke! You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit!"

Then, before his boss could even react, George marches out of the office, slammed the door behind him to close the deal.

This scene always manages to force a giggle out of me. Lets be honest, we have all wanted to do something similar about telling an employer to "take this job and shove it up your ***!". Now that is a noteworthy example of how to quit your job with a bang! But of course, if you'd prefer to do it in a more professional manner, follow the 4 points below.

... But first thing's first, before you decide to walk away from your job, be sure that you can live with that decision, and that you won't end up regretting it later. Terminating your employment is definitely not a decision to be taken lightly or impulsively. Quitting should always be your last resort unless of course, you've decided to graduate from the rat race.

1. Don't be spreading the news just yet!

Planning your exit is not specifically an easy task as you'll have to deliver the bad news to your higher-ups personally. But before you go blabbing to every one of your soon to be "ex-coworkers" about how you're moving onto bigger and better things in life, always make sure to notify the management of your decision first, you wouldn't want them to catch word of it from elsewhere as nothing would be worse than for your boss to learn that you were quitting through the gossip spurring around the office.

2. Try your best to avoid conflict

Your boss is probably going to know why you decide to bail so always make sure that you rehearse what you want to say beforehand, so that you're not caught off-guard. Simply be honest - but not too honest as you are not required to disclose any more than you need to. Quitting a job is a lot like ending a relationship: you will want to spare the ego of the other party as much as possible.

3. Be prepared for a counter-offer

Some managers will attempt to convince you to stay as to avoid the hassle of retraining a new employee. Your boss might dangle the carrots of a pay raise or a promotion to try and keep you around. Even if you're tempted by the counter-offer, don't just accept it on the spot. Tell your boss that you'll consider it, and then take some time to think it over. On the other hand, if you have already made up your mind to leave or simply not interested in staying any longer, remain firm in your decision and politely decline their proposal.

4. How To Quit Your Job Gracefully

Resigning from your job the right way equals class and grace which will not only help your employer and colleagues cope with, and prepare for, your absence. It will also ensure that you preserve and establish important networking opportunities, contacts, and relationships, from which you WILL benefit professionally in the future without a doubt. Leave the same way you came into the job, that is with your head held up high.

How to Speak Boldly With Anyone

I find a number of people that they find it difficult to speak to anyone at any place the following can be some reasons

  1. Not feeling confident of themselves
  2. Fear of making a mistake
  3. Fear of others mood
  4. Not having the right content to speak

But, the fact is nobody is ever interested what you speak and how you speak unless it hurts their feelings or it is a matter sarcasm.Now to tackle this problem of fear to talk one can follow the following tips.

  1. Always have some knowledge relavant to the person you are speaking to. Whether it is your CEO also you dont have to worry if you have a proper reason to speak
  2. Always have funny content in your mind like jokes. just relate any joke with the current context.
  3. do not criticize or comment at others.
  4. Try to develop a friendly nature with who ever you speak. specially, if he is your colleague sitting next to you.

Remember, be patient to listen to others, and encourage others to speak about themselves and trying to beat your trumpets all the time.

And finally try to have a positive set of mind, and have some motivational stories with you, people listen to such stories interestingly whether they follow or not.

You can also equip yourself with some thriller and horror stories which can be a useful entertainment when sitting in a group.

You can always go through some self motivation websites so that you can develop some positive attitude and some motivational quotations which gives some weight to your personality.